When ever a chick ask me to send her a dick pic I send them this artist rendering, they don’t find it near as funny as I do
Let me get this straight
Believing that a demigod died on a cross then came back to life three days later is ridiculous, believing that a math equation makes it possible to seal a cat in a radioactive container making it simultaneously dead and alive is perfectly logical. The Irony is overwhelming.
Cos-Play
Any time I wear my Doctor Who outfit nerd girls dressed like Anime Characters I’ve never heard of swoon all over me like Ood in heat. This must be what douchebags go through when the woo-girls go into heat for mating season.
Micheal Bay
After hearing the violent backlash against his ideas to reboot Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by changing them from Mutants to Aliens Mr. Bay announced his next project.
A Superman Reboot.
Changes Mr. Bay has made to Superman include but are not limited too;
Superman will no longer be an Alien from Krypton but an Orphan from Finland.
Superman will no longer be able to fly and will be played by Robert Patterson.
His remaining powers will not work when he is sad or there are clouds outside.
He can be killed by being shot anywhere on his body.
Louis Lane will be played by Snooki from Jersey Shore.
Lex Luther will be played by Nicki Minaj, who will be an alien who is also a robot from the future who has come back in time to stop Louis Lane from falling in love with Superman.
There will be 438 unnecessary explosions.
12 scenes from Mr. Bays previous films such as The Island, The Rock and Friday the 13th will be reused throughout the film.
The soundtrack will be performed completely by Justin Bieber and Nickleback
And to top it all off the movie ends with M. Night waking up in bed announcing that it was all a dream before the camera pans to a still shot of Superman’s Cape fluttering outside of the window.
Urges
I don’t know which is stronger, my sexual urges or the urge to morph into a robot and beat the shit out of stupid people
Diamond in the rough, right now she is a corpse but soon I will rebuild her, stronger, faster, better.
